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Baddest girl alive. Absolutely stunning. Beautiful. Unbelievable body. Fatt asl ass. Perfect titties. You just wish you could fuck the shit outta this bitch. Your dick will be addicted to her.
Guy A: Yo that bitch bad af
Guy B: Yeah, a total Jonessa.
Jonessa by Brandon26 May 25, 2019
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A unique name that was given to a girl in 2004. It is a mix of the names Joseph and Vanessa.
“You are the only person I know with the name Jonessa!” -Simon
“Jonessa is pretty unique” -Everyone
Jonessa by GrassyAssy April 8, 2019
A very pretty girl with a big heart and is always there for you 24/7. She never lets anything bring her down. She has beautiful eyes and is super fun to be around. She may come on shy but is definitely a goof ball at heart. If you don’t have a Janessa in your life, you’re missing out.
Felicity: i really need a friend that will be there for me 24/7.
Haylie: you should be friends with Janessa, she’s awesome!
Emmi: yeah! she has the best personality. she’s great.
Felicity: omg i just became friends with her and she is so amazing i never want to loose her!
Janessa by annoyingperson101 November 18, 2018
An extrmely kind hearted person you can always trust to help you through your hard times. She may not have an interest in you romantically, but she loves you like family either way. She is probably the most kind person you will ever meet in your entire life, and cannot br replaced or forgotten. She is God's angel sent to bless this Earth. She is also very beautiful, however very quiet. She also will not accept favours for helping you out and insists on you not returning favours.
Jenessa is so beautiful, she is also so thoughtful and caring. I wish I could date her, she is an amazing person!
Jenessa by ColdplayFan72617 March 3, 2018
Janessa is the prettiest name osrs she is the type of person to stand up for herself and the people she loves no matter what she will never take shit from anyone she is the type of person who could make you laugh instantly and she be havin guys fallin for her cute face and personality she is really tough on the outside because she doesn’t want to let people know that she is hurt she locks up all here feelings and doesn’t let anybody too close she is so fucking gorgeous and is so popular honestly she be havin all these hoes jealous and all thes niggas wanting anyways the definition of the name Janessa is a girl everybody should have.
Person one : I want to kill myself

Person two: get yourself a janessa just not mine.❤️
Janessa by Bigtittytimmy May 4, 2018
Janessa is that one girl who is really pretty and has some very nice eyebrows. She likes memes and laughs Alot. She is very friendly and nice when u meet her. She sometimes could be freaky😂
Janessa is so awesome!
Janessa by Jewish Potato December 29, 2016
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