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Jolebo is half my dads name which is john and half my moms name lebo and put it together to make jolebo...she/he is very kind and sweet and tends to have crazy minds when around friends,they have very great personalities to hang around with and have a very funny sense of humor...from the only person named jolebo.
Jolebo's name is half her moms and half her dads!!
jolebo by anonymous October 31, 2020
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jokeboat 

To jokeboat is to add superfluous and obvious information to a joke (especially someone else's), usually in a misguided attempt to explain the joke (often because the jokeboater didn't get it initially (<i>i.e.</i> "Missed the Boat on the Joke)).
"Those bees are evil- you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany".

"Oh, dude, that's funny, since bees LIVE IN A HIVE!!!"

"Right; that was the point. Quit jokeboating".
jokeboat by Duncan October 6, 2004
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When you immediately feel ill in the presence of certain people.
Last time I saw MIke I came down with a immediate case of Joebola and had to leave. It took weeks to recover
Joebola by The Milf Commish April 23, 2016

Jokebomb 

A Joke that you don't get straight away. Two or three seconds is an ideal Fuse length.
Me "What's the best thing about having sex, with twenty eight year old partners?"

You "Dunno"

Me "There are twenty of them."

You "..................................."Jokebomb, You horrible cunt!"
Jokebomb by BadBeast December 4, 2009
you are a joeboy. and you will continue to be untill you can tell me my IP from there.
joeboy by Animus October 13, 2004
mothafucking joebot!
a scientific anomaly with the suave sexiness of a man and the various powers of a robot.
thought to have been created by a man making getting nasty with a robot, this remains unconfirmed.
"Whoa... what was that?!"
"That's JoeBot, baby."
JoeBot by a. blinken February 3, 2010
Nice matured Guy, who loves playing the instruments and loves his family . He would do anything for his love one. Not one to mess with . Serious guy and doesn’t wants to go out
Joveboy lets go out?”
No thanks im very busy spending time with my girlfriend and coc
Joveboy by Synthia June 9, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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