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A man who watches your social media stories and your feed, but doesn't follow you, like your posts or comments to show support. Instead they cowardly hide in the shadows and attempt to slide their casual "hey" into your DMs. This is a result of their low self-esteem but high sense of entitlement for your attention.
"Ugh. This is why I don't check my 'other' messages. Nothing but joebobos."
Joebobo by ManaSlam November 23, 2021
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Joebobbed 

getting killed in a video game by farmerjoebob
get joebobbed you bastard
Joebobbed by farmerjoebob January 21, 2023

Hunka Piece A JoeBobTrash 

Raybo-bob, you're a hunka piece a JoeBobTrash just like your pa.

joebobbillyjobob 

The biggist bitch on the planet. made it impossbile for anybody named Damien get a girl because shes a dumb bitch that went out with a jerk shits all over us damien. fight d men we are the 1%.
joebobbillyjobob sucks kill her
A dumbass, autisic and a jerky person
Jaebobo, more like idiot
Jaebobo is someone's oppa
Jaebobo by Thy Apollo June 23, 2017

JoeBobPhilly 

JoeBobPhilly
JoeBobPhilly by SirKiwiTheFirst January 16, 2014
a big ass;a jaebooty
he is stupid and a real dumbass
"fuck you erica.your oppa is jaebobo"
jaebobo by Thy Apollo June 23, 2017
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