Duncan's definitions

jokeboat

To jokeboat is to add superfluous and obvious information to a joke (especially someone else's), usually in a misguided attempt to explain the joke (often because the jokeboater didn't get it initially (<i>i.e.</i> "Missed the Boat on the Joke)).

"Those bees are evil- you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany".

"Oh, dude, that's funny, since bees LIVE IN A HIVE!!!"

"Right; that was the point. Quit jokeboating".

by Duncan October 6, 2004

spacecamp

v. to send a person in training for a job on the actual job due to an emergency situation. Named after the movie "Space Camp".

Dude, I've only been studying anatomy for a week, and they made me do heart surgery! They totally spacecamped me!

by Duncan September 29, 2005

sladge

A lot of available women in one place- the collective noun for slags.

plenty of boss-quality sladge on lark lane tonight
check out the sladge in there

by Duncan April 7, 2004

Coloured

Or Colored (US)

Possibly the most offensive racial slur of them all. Use implys that being black (or non-white) is a sensitive issue that needs to be skirted around.

I think he might be... you know... coloured

by Duncan July 13, 2004

relosha

definition unknown; also a sauce, slightly peanut buttery, with chocolate coating.

" Yeaaaaah RELOSHA!" " May i have a side of relosha please?"

by Duncan March 17, 2003

not even

you are disputing a statement

He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"

by duncan October 11, 2003

six by six

A huge burger from In-n-Out (a western US chain) comprised of 6 patties of meat and 6 slices of cheese. See "double double" and "four by four".

"Welcome to In-n-Out, may I take your order?"
"I'll have a six by six and a vanilla shake."
"That'll be $7.50, fattie"

by duncan June 8, 2004