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When you accidentally go down on a girl on her period, look up from between her legs and laugh like a maniac. Usually one or both parties develop some sort of mental condition.
Last night after dinner, Scott took me home and laid me on a bed of roses. He's such a swell guy. I was so swept off my feet that I forgot I was on my period. I looked down and immediately got joker'd. I screamed, he laughed hysterically. I think I need therapy.
Joker'd by WhoistheJMan? September 24, 2018
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Joker Did it 

From the Wise words of CatsWithSMGS when you don’t know who to blame Joker Did it!
Guy 1: Fuck bro did you hit my car!!!

Guy 2: Joker Did it!
Joker Did it by Karooloe October 23, 2020

joker dat hoe 

eating out dat hoe, during her period, waiting until she nearly achieves climax, and face is covered in blood, crawl up on top of her look her in the eye and say "why so serious?"
Bryan's dad always joker dat hoe, meaning his mom
joker dat hoe by jokerdatbitch April 19, 2009

Joker dat Hoe 

When you ejaculate, or jizz, on a girls face with petals around your testicles and penis. Done as a practical joke and way of humiliation.
I ain't liking dat hoe so when I be jumpin dat hoe I be comin round the mountain when she comes, and Joker dat Hoe. Swing low sweet charriot my brothas, I'z comein' home.
Joker dat Hoe by HoeLova March 30, 2009
You say D joke when ever some one says a stupid joke. This is usually said by kids at Ching Secondary school. This word was made up by a group of kids because a student named Darion always makes dumb jokes.
Darion: 1+1=10
Beetle: D Joke
D Joke by Luulu January 11, 2008

D Joke Master

Someone who excels the D Joke standards.
Jaspreet Sidhu, Devante Mowatt, Joel Tabiri, Craig Bannor and Navneet Purewal ( Hannah Montana in the night time) are D Joke Masters.
D Joke Master by Arvinder Sihra March 3, 2008
Replaces the word that someone is saying with the world D
lets play

"dlay"

fuck you

"duck dyou"

the hell is that

"a d joke"

you mean dick?

"no a d joke"

oh
D Joke by SwishyBro January 12, 2023
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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