johnny j
An absolute stud, fattest cock around and is loved by everyone he meets. good friends with almost everyone and can always make you smile.
still a DILF though
still a DILF though
johnny j by kindersuprise October 29, 2020
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Johnny Johnny Yes Papa
A cursed 3D animation that was copied by multiple shit quality channels until it became a legendary meme.
Johnny Johnny Yes Papa is usually sang over off beat music with no rhythm or rhyme until you want to shoot yourself in the head.
As you may know, iconic meme lord lol ik made a video on this and made it ten times less cursed.
And to remind you, it was about child abuse.
Johnny Johnny Yes Papa is usually sang over off beat music with no rhythm or rhyme until you want to shoot yourself in the head.
As you may know, iconic meme lord lol ik made a video on this and made it ten times less cursed.
And to remind you, it was about child abuse.
Johnny Johnny Yes Papa in a nutshell
Father: Jonathan,Jonathan.
Jonathan:Yes father?
Father:Consuming glucose?
Jonathan: Nay father.
Father:Spreading falsehoods?
Jonathan: Nay father.
Father: Open your cuticles.
Jonathan: Ahahahaha
Father: Jonathan,Jonathan.
Jonathan:Yes father?
Father:Consuming glucose?
Jonathan: Nay father.
Father:Spreading falsehoods?
Jonathan: Nay father.
Father: Open your cuticles.
Jonathan: Ahahahaha
Johnny Johnny Yes Papa by Why da f u looking at my name December 9, 2020
Johnny-Jackmo
A person who will waste your time while you're trying to sell them something, and has no money whatsoever. First used by Terry Jones in 1992.
Johnny-Jackmo by XxP0wd3rxX November 4, 2011
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