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A dump so impressive, you purposely don't flush it so others can enjoy it's magnificence.
I went to the can only to find Tony had left me a johnny jewels in the toilet.
by sinzoftheflesh August 11, 2020
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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