johanah 

Johanah is a girl who has many personalities. She can be both rude in a sarcastic way but she can also be very sweet. Her sense of humor is what makes up most of her. She’s weird but in a good way. There is a downside to Johanah, she has a boy craze, and always goes for the wrong type of guys. She never says yes to a guy who really wants her but will always try to go for a guys who doesn’t want her. But in conclusion, she is one of a kind and any guy should be more than happy to have her.

Dude Johanah has such a weird personality but I love it!
Have you met Johanah? She’s always going for the wrong guys.

johanah by Maxy pooh September 10, 2020

Joanah 

Joanah is the type of person to always have your back. She doesn't let anyone disrespect her or anyone else. She's a great gift-giver, she's loyal, Pretty, goofy and she'll annoy you because she feels comfortable. She doesn't care about what ANYONE says about her. Her own opinion is more important to her. IF you ever have a Joanah in your life, keep her and don't let her go. She's the best supporter ever. If she's your best friend, you're the luckiest person ever. She will listen to your problems and always find a way to cheer you up. She's the hype one of the group and she will jump in a fight to protect you. She's secretly emotional, she's short but will fight you no matter what your size. She laughs at everything and she is known by everyone. She's independent and she doesn't give a fuck about your OPINION. She will tell you str8 up and she loves to argue about anything and she will get her point across. Don't ever think she forgets because she doesn't. DON'T TOUCH HER FOOD and even if you do her wrong she will always say its not important because she doesn't want to put that in between your relationship and if she does care then you're out her life. She loves herself, you can roast her all you want and she will laugh at everything little, it doesn't matter. She's really loud too. She believes in God and her name means God is Gracious. She gets good grades and she gets all the boys even though people say she doesn't. She doesn't really follow rules.

*loud noises, everyone talking.*
Joanah: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Joanah by RainbowTacos August 29, 2018

Johana 

A girl who likes to have a good time. She is super funny and trustworthy. All the boys try to talk to her because she’s a boy magnet, but she knows she’s too good for them. She is super smart and doesn’t even know it. She’s extremely pretty and caring.

Dude 1: yooo that Johana girl is a hottiiiie
Dude 2: yuh imma ask her out
Dude 3: naw she’s too good for us
Dude 2: yuh u right

Johana by maria_f June 23, 2020

Johana 

Johana is an amazing and a sporty person. She loves sports, her friends and her family. In the beginning she is very shy, but once you get to know her she is very funny. You can say many things about Johana, but she really cares about her friends and her family, once you get into her heart she is gonna care and love you like no one else. She will try to put a smile on your face everyday, especially if you’re feeling down.

Wow! I would love to have a friend like Johana

Johana by Hillichilli November 24, 2021

Johana 

she is the best person ever everyone loves her and that girl is me

Johana is the best

Johana by matinelli May 2, 2018

Johannah 

A very amazing, sweet, kind, attractive and beautiful girl! Any guy would be lucky to get a girl named Johannah!

Person 1: Hey bro I got a girlfriend last night!
Person 2: For real? What's her name?
Person 1: Johannah!
Person 2: Man I bet she's a beauty!
Person 1: Yeah she is!

Johannah by Adrienb99 September 18, 2015

johanphobia 

The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.

Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."

johanphobia by 1234supp June 12, 2013