johanalis is a girl who dates men that look like a flat pancake and was thrown up on, can throw someone out the window, loves to look like the rat from Ratatouille, looks like ur local garbage and can and will throw you all the way to china.
bob the builder: dude did you hear about that girl johanalis she is back dating that uggo pancake name raillou (ur twin).
Caillou: omg really, ew so gross. But we should be quiet so she dont throw us out the window.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.