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Secretly a werewolf. A man who becomes more powerful at full moons and can seemingly disappear for moments at a time to regenerate his innate wolf abilities. Praise him or face the consequences. Good friends talk of experience in his amazing werewolf abilities contributing to their good fortune. 7 foot tall without shoes, 8 with. Best hair on earth and best wolf snarl. Always responds to a howl from a friend, be careful if he growls, he does bite. Carries best genes (filipino genes) and will always remind one of their misfortune in not being Filipino.
Me: You know Joewha right?

Friend: Yea, don't mess with him, he's actually a werewolf

Me: Oh no! Here he comes now!

Joewha: *INCREDIBLY LOUD AND INTIMIDATING WEREWOLF SNARL* RAHHHHHHHHHH
joewha by werewolflover69420 September 18, 2023
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Joehanus Banks 

Joehanus A Banks is a mythical legend often spotted in the hillsides of Jammaa Town Ship. Her that remains nameless, has had not only Joehanus, but many other siblings including Chlorinis, Jamal, Buttholia, Buttcheackia, Buttanula, Sacagamima, and Sacagamanis. She is also a distant relative to Queen Sherrie The Great Of The Skinny Legend Council, and is 10th in line for the throne right under the well known skinny legend named Raini Rodriguez. Joehanus has also won various awards including 7 Grammys, 789 kids choice awards, 89 Emmys, 5 Oscars, 78962 Nobel Prizes, And 1 Tony Award.
Omg! I just spotted Joehanus Banks in the Jammaa Township Hills!!!!
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jewhacks 

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Guy 1: Hey bro lets enable squad autofill.
Guy 2: No bro I don't wanna get a Joehanna.

Man 1: I thought Astroworld took long but Joehanna is taking years to drop his 2nd album.
Man 2: Yeah he beats Travis on that one!
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An old pickup truck, preferably from the early late 80's-90's, driven by a dirty high school senior that wears ragged work boots and stained jeans to school every single day.
Landon: Hey sam, what do you drive to school?"
Sam: Oh, i drive 'round in nat ol' Jewhawh out dere."
jewhawh by Sam the Jewhawh Driver January 24, 2017
A hair style very simalar to a fauxhawk or fohawk. Instead of having the hair on the side as longer and then combing it up into the middle to form the fauxhawk, The hair in the middle is left longer and is combed straight up. The side hair is combed to the center as well, but forms the sides of the 'hawk. A much cleaner version of the fauxhawk. Named after creator.
A: Nice fauxhawk, joe
J: Its not a fauxhawk, its a joehawk
joehawk by joecacola January 31, 2005