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Secretly a werewolf. A man who becomes more powerful at full moons and can seemingly disappear for moments at a time to regenerate his innate wolf abilities. Praise him or face the consequences. Good friends talk of experience in his amazing werewolf abilities contributing to their good fortune. 7 foot tall without shoes, 8 with. Best hair on earth and best wolf snarl. Always responds to a howl from a friend, be careful if he growls, he does bite. Carries best genes (filipino genes) and will always remind one of their misfortune in not being Filipino.
Me: You know Joewha right?

Friend: Yea, don't mess with him, he's actually a werewolf

Me: Oh no! Here he comes now!

Joewha: *INCREDIBLY LOUD AND INTIMIDATING WEREWOLF SNARL* RAHHHHHHHHHH
joewha by werewolflover69420 September 18, 2023
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Joehanus Banks 

Joehanus A Banks is a mythical legend often spotted in the hillsides of Jammaa Town Ship. Her that remains nameless, has had not only Joehanus, but many other siblings including Chlorinis, Jamal, Buttholia, Buttcheackia, Buttanula, Sacagamima, and Sacagamanis. She is also a distant relative to Queen Sherrie The Great Of The Skinny Legend Council, and is 10th in line for the throne right under the well known skinny legend named Raini Rodriguez. Joehanus has also won various awards including 7 Grammys, 789 kids choice awards, 89 Emmys, 5 Oscars, 78962 Nobel Prizes, And 1 Tony Award.
Omg! I just spotted Joehanus Banks in the Jammaa Township Hills!!!!
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A hairstyle popularized by Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Somewhat like a mohawk but not as drastic.
only joe jonas can pull off the joehawk
JoeHawk by lilfiftyfour August 14, 2007

jewhacks 

jewhacks can only be used by jews or what we like to call, Jewmericans.
Ive got leet jewhacks and i own face
jewhacks by brandon star April 4, 2008
a bot & sometimes an underground rapper.
Guy 1: Hey bro lets enable squad autofill.
Guy 2: No bro I don't wanna get a Joehanna.

Man 1: I thought Astroworld took long but Joehanna is taking years to drop his 2nd album.
Man 2: Yeah he beats Travis on that one!
Joehanna by Bots institution March 20, 2021
An old pickup truck, preferably from the early late 80's-90's, driven by a dirty high school senior that wears ragged work boots and stained jeans to school every single day.
Landon: Hey sam, what do you drive to school?"
Sam: Oh, i drive 'round in nat ol' Jewhawh out dere."
jewhawh by Sam the Jewhawh Driver January 24, 2017
A hair style very simalar to a fauxhawk or fohawk. Instead of having the hair on the side as longer and then combing it up into the middle to form the fauxhawk, The hair in the middle is left longer and is combed straight up. The side hair is combed to the center as well, but forms the sides of the 'hawk. A much cleaner version of the fauxhawk. Named after creator.
A: Nice fauxhawk, joe
J: Its not a fauxhawk, its a joehawk
joehawk by joecacola January 31, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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