Secretly a werewolf. A man who becomes more powerful at full moons and can seemingly disappear for moments at a time to regenerate his innate wolf abilities. Praise him or face the consequences. Good friends talk of experience in his amazing werewolf abilities contributing to their good fortune. 7 foot tall without shoes, 8 with. Best hair on earth and best wolf snarl. Always responds to a howl from a friend, be careful if he growls, he does bite. Carries best genes (filipino genes) and will always remind one of their misfortune in not being Filipino.
Me: You know Joewha right?
Friend: Yea, don't mess with him, he's actually a werewolf
Me: Oh no! Here he comes now!
Joewha: *INCREDIBLY LOUD AND INTIMIDATING WEREWOLF SNARL* RAHHHHHHHHHH
Friend: Yea, don't mess with him, he's actually a werewolf
Me: Oh no! Here he comes now!
Joewha: *INCREDIBLY LOUD AND INTIMIDATING WEREWOLF SNARL* RAHHHHHHHHHH
by werewolflover69420 September 18, 2023