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Jotham
A very humble and kind being, who can go beast mode at any time, girls go crazy for him but he tends to steal other guys girls
Jotham by Elite.......?!?!#$@ April 23, 2018
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joebamba
Believes that abortion should stay legal because abortions are so yummy and taste good with ranch. Has a cult following "joebamba and the crusaders"
joebamba by Joebamba41968 June 17, 2022
Joehanus Banks
Joehanus A Banks is a mythical legend often spotted in the hillsides of Jammaa Town Ship. Her that remains nameless, has had not only Joehanus, but many other siblings including Chlorinis, Jamal, Buttholia, Buttcheackia, Buttanula, Sacagamima, and Sacagamanis. She is also a distant relative to Queen Sherrie The Great Of The Skinny Legend Council, and is 10th in line for the throne right under the well known skinny legend named Raini Rodriguez. Joehanus has also won various awards including 7 Grammys, 789 kids choice awards, 89 Emmys, 5 Oscars, 78962 Nobel Prizes, And 1 Tony Award.
Joehanus Banks by bussylicker647 May 5, 2021
JoeHawk
A hairstyle popularized by Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Somewhat like a mohawk but not as drastic.
JoeHawk by lilfiftyfour August 14, 2007
Jotham
Jotham is a kind hearted lovable dude. He'll usually say the opposite of what he means, but he'll always do good by his family and his friends. Jotham is super intelligent and likes to question everything. If you have a Joatham in your life, don't give up on him and don't let him go. It'll be the bed decision you've ever made
Jotham by Noshadealltea September 28, 2018
Jochamism
A very laid-back teaching philosophy centered around understanding large concepts by the time a test appears. Often incorporating cartoons and powerpoints with strange pictures (see also: lolcats), this coffee-fueled teaching style usually varies from a standard classroom procedure.
Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.
Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.
"What is your new teacher like?"
"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."
"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"
"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."
"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"
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Pee Calculus
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