Jewhandle

To start a problem/argument or insult/defame/slander someone then immediately claim innocence for the situation.

Gabby got heated after getting a hurtful comeback from Junior, so she jewhandled the situation to escape responsibility.

by Colgrave June 14, 2022

jughandle

a portion of the road that curves tightly to form a shape resembling the handle of a jug

Take the jughandle at the exit to reach the highway.

by The Return of Light Joker October 9, 2008

Jewlander

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!

by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010

Jamhandler

A word used by idiotic wastes-of-life intended to mean 'a hard man', when in actuality to most people it would appear to be somebody who specialises in fondling fruit preserve.

Lewis Peake: yee dnt mess pal hahaha i no sum rite grippers ye wt u gna do???? haha i dnt mess about me lad ye uno it rite wt u gna do u scrawni lil tit

Me: What?

Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE

Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.

Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee

Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.

by The Russian Roller July 20, 2010

jughandle

The result when a person inserts their own penis into their own ass. So called because it looks like the handle on a jug.

He has a big pecker, and after coming home from the bar alone last night, he gave it to himself in the ass, creating a jughandle.

by PMax January 11, 2009

Jughandle

A tern indigenous to New Jersey only; it is a type of U turn, but in the shape of a jughandle.

To get to Smith's Farm, take the North Avenue jughandle that is on Route 17. You will exit at Ton Road.

by suz b. September 7, 2011

Jamhandle

An asshole.

Man, that dude sure is a jamhandle.

by Captaincavecat March 30, 2017