Jewhandle
To start a problem/argument or insult/defame/slander someone then immediately claim innocence for the situation.
Gabby got heated after getting a hurtful comeback from Junior, so she jewhandled the situation to escape responsibility.
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jughandle
jughandle by The Return of Light Joker October 9, 2008
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Jewhandle • Jew Candle • Jamhandle • Jamhandler • Jewlander • jug handle • Jew hands • [jan handled] • Jerk handle • Jew Bundle
Jewlander
The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.
Jewlander by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010
Jamhandler
A word used by idiotic wastes-of-life intended to mean 'a hard man', when in actuality to most people it would appear to be somebody who specialises in fondling fruit preserve.
Lewis Peake: yee dnt mess pal hahaha i no sum rite grippers ye wt u gna do???? haha i dnt mess about me lad ye uno it rite wt u gna do u scrawni lil tit
Me: What?
Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE
Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.
Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee
Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.
Me: What?
Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE
Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.
Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee
Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.
Jamhandler by The Russian Roller July 20, 2010
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
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