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Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.
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On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.
"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."
Joeled by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014

Vinesauce Joel 

A Swedish streamer whos most known jokes are of a bootleg videogame of Mario, and screaming "louter, pee pee poo poo, and other beautiful Swedish words.
You stink of pee pee poo poo

Oh god its Vinesauce Joel
Joeline is a very interesting girl who is insanely beautiful but feels very insecure. She is full of purpose and is a very good leader. She is a caring person who looks out for others. She is very sexy and attractive. Probably one of the best friends you will have.
Joeline loves Vanilla
Joeline by Joseph Anon August 22, 2017

JoelPatrick 

A black conservative who makes conservative ideas easy to understand
Oh look another joelpatrick, trying to be black and conservative
JoelPatrick by Magalove October 18, 2018

Joellucination 

The canon ship between Joe Tazuna and Sara's hallucination version of Joe Tazuna. Joe Tazuna is from the game "Your Turn To Die: Death Game by Majority".
"Joellucination is my favourite ship."
"Ouchman, do you ship Joellucination?"
Joellucination by Ouch Man March 5, 2020
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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