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joebamba 

Believes that abortion should stay legal because abortions are so yummy and taste good with ranch. Has a cult following "joebamba and the crusaders"
No body:"do you think abortion should stay legal?"
Me:"joebamba"
joebamba by Joebamba41968 June 17, 2022
Words you can keep
A definitely 100% original way of saying who Joe is to normies.
Person 1: Did u hear Joe became president?
Person 2: Please sir do you want paper or pl-
Person 1: JOEBAMA
Joebama by Gingoballs October 14, 2019
n: The team of Barack Obama and Joe Biden, President and Vice-President of the U.S.A.
Dem: I feel a surge of pride since Joebama has taken office.

Rep: We're doomed. Joebamaconomics will never work.

Dem: Hey, Joebama deserves at least a chance.

Rep: I'm going to go polish my war medals...
Joebama by kru kutech January 21, 2009
Joebama
Is

Yo
Mama
Person 1: "I just had sex, it was real good"

Person 2: "Oh sheesh, what was her name"

Person 1: "Joebama"

Person 2: *fucking dies*
The holder of infinite wisdom, he contains so much pure knowledge and power if it were all to be shared with a human they would break down immediately, burdened by the harsh truths of our world. He is a godly being, and thus can take many forms, most commonly appearing as a pyramid, with obamas face on it.
"Joebama appeared in my dreams last night and granted me some wisdom."
"What is the wisdom."
"He said 'Dont mine at night.'"
"that is a good wisdom."
Joebama by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

joebamamama 

its cool and its joebama's mama, and shes cool because she said elijah is the best and has 100000,0000,0000 robux and minecoins so im joebama nad joebamamama approved looooooooooool
its cool and its joebama's mama, and shes cool because she said elijah is the best and has 100000,0000,0000 robux and minecoins so im joebama nad joebamamama approved looooooooooool
joebamamama by cooldood2324234 November 5, 2020

Birack Joebama 

"Dude, Obama and Biden are literally the best of friends."

"Ikr? I call them Birack Joebama."
Birack Joebama by benzerious November 13, 2020
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