code for a blow job. the joe blob has a classy sound to it and adds a synonym to the small arsenal of words to describe a blow job. its just an overall feel good word.

How the word came to be.

Al: "I just need to get laid."
Zach: "I would just settle for a joe blob."

joe blob by Dr. Joe Blob May 8, 2008

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Joe Blob

Fellatio cosisting of a woman using oral practice to satisfy a man's apparatus.
AKA. Sucking the Cock

Euphemism for Blow Job to be used in polite conversation.

Robert; Sally gives killer Joe Blobs.

Alex; You lucky bastard!!!
Sally; ???

Joe Blob by Robert Morris 3.14 May 16, 2009

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joe blob

the result of a blow job, ie. hanging dribble uf spunk from your boyfriend's moustache

"hey marcus, you've got a lot of cum around your mouth, you look like joe blob!"

joe blob by raffeysod August 6, 2006

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joblob

When a man gets oral sex from underneath and behind.

She was so freaky she insisted on giving a joblob.

joblob by Jaqmiof October 21, 2020

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Joebobbed

getting killed in a video game by farmerjoebob

get joebobbed you bastard

Joebobbed by farmerjoebob January 21, 2023

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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