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joblot
Someone is selling joblot of spark plugs. In other words he is selling a variety of different spark plugs at a cheap price.
joblot by Fakey Namey November 2, 2008
jobjob
n. A real job, typically the first job one gets upon leaving school. The repetition is to distinguish it from a mere job, which most college students have had a number of by the time they graduate. This is no internship, co-op or part-time barista position: this is honest to God employment. (With a dental plan.)
jobjob by The Grammar Nazi April 30, 2004
[ jobobus ]
A person who is graced by God, and is Chuck Norris approved. The chosen one that will save your boredom and none shall harm him or disrespect him.
[ jobobus ] by joe (JOBOBUS) March 22, 2009
Joblots
Joblots by Redzonefresh October 4, 2018
Jobslobber
Jobslobber is a worker who sucks up to the boss for personal gain or to do less work duties then other co-workers that will have to pick up the slack.
There goes Mick off to the office again to lick arse and suck the boss off, looks like his day just got easier the jobslobber.
Jobslobber by Jdub H-bomb February 10, 2021
Jolob
The wish for your noncey friends to stop making horney haram jokes to you constantly. Given all your friends are horney sexual deviants with a obsession with Cumming to Instagram girls they've never met saying jolob is a desperate play to attempt to stop the sexual harassment faced by you from your friends.
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