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A group of varied items sold by wholesalers or other merchants at cheaper rates.
Someone is selling joblot of spark plugs. In other words he is selling a variety of different spark plugs at a cheap price.
joblot by Fakey Namey November 2, 2008
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n. A real job, typically the first job one gets upon leaving school. The repetition is to distinguish it from a mere job, which most college students have had a number of by the time they graduate. This is no internship, co-op or part-time barista position: this is honest to God employment. (With a dental plan.)
I'm graduating in June and I've really begun looking for a jobjob in earnest.
jobjob by The Grammar Nazi April 30, 2004

[ jobobus ] 

A person who is graced by God, and is Chuck Norris approved. The chosen one that will save your boredom and none shall harm him or disrespect him.
There will be a great adventure with God, Chuck Norris and jobobus
[ jobobus ] by joe (JOBOBUS) March 22, 2009
a ludicrous being : clown. 2 : an ill-educated or stupid person acting like a ridiculous buffoon.
Hey joblots! Shut the door next time you leave the house.
Joblots by Redzonefresh October 4, 2018

Jobslobber 

Jobslobber is a worker who sucks up to the boss for personal gain or to do less work duties then other co-workers that will have to pick up the slack.
There goes Mick off to the office again to lick arse and suck the boss off, looks like his day just got easier the jobslobber.
Jobslobber by Jdub H-bomb February 10, 2021
The wish for your noncey friends to stop making horney haram jokes to you constantly. Given all your friends are horney sexual deviants with a obsession with Cumming to Instagram girls they've never met saying jolob is a desperate play to attempt to stop the sexual harassment faced by you from your friends.
George - "I wanna shag you"
Me - "For fuck sake just jolob"
Jolob by Hobly April 28, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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