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Term used to desribe the unintelligent, bloated, bombastic rock promulgated by Nickelback and their ilk.
Teddy: Man, this sure is some shitty music you're blaring, Joe.
Alex: Yeah, can we turn this jock rock bullshit off?
Joe: Hey fuck you guys! Nickelback fucking rock!
jock rock by Joe Musichead June 13, 2008
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a typically slutty jock who somehow manages to get all the girls, have sex with them, get them all in the next town, all in one night one night.
That fucking jockcock got every girl in town, along with all the taken ladies!
is a sharp dressed man, someone who enjoys fashion, shopping and has a cool, easy relaxed style without being FLAMBOYANT,

To be openminded about new trends and not afraid to wear things he likes.
I have to compliment the man for his “Jockfrock” style! Those brown leather Uggs were very cool, I want to get my husband a pair I wonder where he got them.
Jockfrock by jockfrock January 15, 2010

jockrocking 

to walk around an international hostel in your underpants. vicious style.
"oh look, paddy is jockrocking his way into the kitchen again".
"terence has jockrocked his ass all over this place".
jockrocking by Kieran Duffy May 4, 2008

jocksockshock

Jocksockshock is the discovery that your stepdad is secretly gay or bi and has been taking your game-used sweaty jockstrap and socks outta your hamper to rub one out with while sniffing them.
Dude, I think I got a case of jocksockshock. Everytime I go looking for my jockstrap and socks, I keep finding my gear next to my stepdad's side of the bed. I dunno what's up with that but I think he's getting off on my ball and foot sweat smells.
jocksockshock by Watchinfool September 25, 2023
Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)
I'm glad Nirvana came around to put an end to jock rock.
jock rock by Ben Recob December 30, 2023