Definitions by awesomeisanoverusedname

gang bang 

Where a person, usually a woman, is fucked by more than one person. If the person does not consent to being fucked by them, it is {gang rape}.

Carrie was expecting a gang bang. So she put on a candy thong and awaited her fate. She was in public, but she didn't care. Her huge boobs were uncovered, as was most of the rest of her body. She strode down the street and unlocked her door. Her boyfriend and five of his friends jumped out. All of them were naked. They locked the door behind her. They ate all the candy off her thong and discarded it. Six penises were shoved into her pussy. They were all hot. One of Carrie's boyfriend's friends, Jake, pulled out and fucked her asshole. Eventually, they all were tired. They slept like that, 5 in her vagina and 1 in her asshole.

gang bang by awesomeisanoverusedname November 10, 2015

surfed

The verb form of {surfboard}, where a girl grinds and sinks onto the man, who is lying erect.

Becky surfed her boyfriend last Friday. I think he still hasn't shaken off the shock of THAT encounter.

surfed by awesomeisanoverusedname November 9, 2015

bikini shave

shaving of the pubic hair

Whisper: "I heard Britney had a bikini shave. "

bikini shave by awesomeisanoverusedname November 7, 2015

appendix 

This is one of the most neglected and un-thought of parts of your body. (It is also a part of non-fiction books, but that doesn't matter until you need to write a research paper.) Nobody really ever thinks about it. Like the tonsils, the backs of your knees, and the backs of your ears, we don't really ever think about them until something happens to them. The appendix is actually a mass of lymphatic tissue connected to the intestines, where the immune system can collect and dispose of bacteria and other harmful organisms that we swallow along with food. But, unfortunately, the passage between the two is very narrow, so sometimes stuff gets caught there, and it begins to fester.

Hey! I just read about the appendix. It is such a cool organ.

appendix by awesomeisanoverusedname November 5, 2015

jockcock

a typically slutty jock who somehow manages to get all the girls, have sex with them, get them all in the next town, all in one night one night.

That fucking jockcock got every girl in town, along with all the taken ladies!

jockcock by awesomeisanoverusedname October 27, 2015

ideal situation 

The best situation you can think of involving something. A synonym of "best case scenario".

The ideal situation with you and a sleeping cobra is you don't disturb the cobra and he doesn't bite you.

ideal situation by awesomeisanoverusedname October 18, 2015

saurus 

A guy, around nineteen, who wants to "soar" away on the wings of pleasure with his lady.

My god, Mason is such a saurus.

saurus by awesomeisanoverusedname October 18, 2015