jockrocking 

to walk around an international hostel in your underpants. vicious style.

"oh look, paddy is jockrocking his way into the kitchen again".
"terence has jockrocked his ass all over this place".

jockrocking by Kieran Duffy May 4, 2008

jock rocking

to vocalize or sing in a corny, rhythmical manner, about the current task or objective one is performing. Kind of like how one would imagine a jock would sing.

For example, if you're cleaning you're bathroom, you'd sing something like, "Wiping down the siiiinnnnk!!! Scruuuubbiiiing the faaaauucet!!!!! Got to get it clean before my girrrlllrllllfriend gets hooooooome! Cuz i want to get laaaaaaid!!!!"

Example: He kept jock rocking while he was driving to the store. Talk about annoying, singing about every turn he took and every street, and even sang about the turn signal. i will not fuck him tonight because his incessant jock rocking.

jock rocking by Kolar July 13, 2012

Cockrocking

Cockrocking k'ɒkrɒkɪŋ
Smashing your male genitalia with a heavy stone/rock and screaming in pain, 'cause let's admit it, how fucking dumb are you?

A guy decides he'll be cockrocking himself in front of a random-ass girl
"YO dude Axel just cockrocked himself in front of Jessica!"
"BROOOOOO, he's literally built different broo"

Cockrocking by PHALLUSCALLUS October 18, 2020

Joesrockingchair 

When some ties a rope around their neck then ties the other end of the rope around the shaft of their penis and rocks back and forth til completion.

BOSS: Why didn't you come back to work after lunch?
Rhett: I got tied up in joesrockingchair and right before I busted my nut I passed out in my pet rabbit's cage.

Joesrockingchair by Smokinbambus&sipinonprivatesto March 31, 2023

Dockrocking 

The inverse of motorboating wherein the head remains motionless while the breasts are made the undulate back and forth, slapping against it.

After his neck injury, Michael thought his love life was over until he met Susan who was really into dockrocking.

Dockrocking by Isakhov September 3, 2018