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a typically slutty jock who somehow manages to get all the girls, have sex with them, get them all in the next town, all in one night one night.
That fucking jockcock got every girl in town, along with all the taken ladies!
jockcock by awesomeisanoverusedname October 27, 2015
Words you can keep

jackcock 

It is 3 insults rolled into 1 awesome word:

1. Jackass
2. Jackoff
3. Cock
Andrew, when you do this in your interview, you seem like a complete jackcock

jockrocking 

to walk around an international hostel in your underpants. vicious style.
"oh look, paddy is jockrocking his way into the kitchen again".
"terence has jockrocked his ass all over this place".
jockrocking by Kieran Duffy May 4, 2008

Butt jock cock-in-a-lock 

When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.
"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."

"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"

jock cock 

Your shrunken penis as a result of arduous physical activity.
Dude, I just ran 5 miles and my girlfriend made fun of my jock cock.
jock cock by Senor Smalldick September 18, 2007

jockrock 

A man with a small cock but massive ego
“You’re talking a lot of shit for a man with such a tiny cock, you jockrock!”
jockrock by Fred2007 June 15, 2018

Jackcockck

This is when Jack is being a stubborn bitchass and when he does weird things on the hub. He is famous on Wikipedia and now he will be on here. Don’t be a Jackcockck.
This guy was being a jackcockck when he wouldn’t play fortnite
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