jockolate 

A sweet and delicious piece of man that you'd take in a second if given the opportunity (as in the same reaction many people would have when offered chocolate); the male is often athletic and in high school (hence the "jock" part)

Can also be referred to as "hot jockolate" if greater emphasis is needed on the attractive aspect of the male.

"Forget Godiva, I'll take some of that jockolate over there any day!"

jockolate by aduck! September 7, 2009

jockulation 

The method, or act, of jocking.

You're arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation

jockulation by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009

cockolate-chip cookie 

A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.

A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.

Dude: "Hey person with a vagina, want a cockolate-chip cookie?"
Vagina: "uh..sure."
8===D 0:

cockolate-chip cookie by @PEINPE October 2, 2011

jerkolater 

The act of receiving a ferocious handjob preferably with lotion while taping the end of the penis shut with duct tape (must be secured very tightly) until ejaculation has been reached. Pause for 1 minute and watch as the goo oozes out.

While moving some boxes, Kelly decided to give me a jerkolater with grape jelly and and some packing tape.

jerkolater by Raw_dogging_and_bailing July 12, 2006

Cockolate 

Invented when some person wanted chocolate and a cocktail at the same time because they had no patience whatsoever. It's yet to take off as a standardised product let alone a good one.

Hey!" "What?" "Hey You!" "What?!" "Fancy some Cockolate?" "No. You disgust me." "Cockolate.

Cockolate by Sophie Heineken March 26, 2011

jockulation 

The method, or act, of jocking.

Your arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation

jockulation by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009

Jackulate 

The overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, fear, etc., produced by that which is grand, sublime and extremely powerful like Jack Bauer.

The way you knocked him out almost made me jackulate!

Jackulate by Ovinor January 14, 2011