Heterosexual distance

The physical and psychological distance a non gay man needs to keep to another man at all times. (May vary depending on the situation)
Facebook update:"I'm (male) lying listening to my friend farting in his sleep".

No homo! You need to keep your heterosexual distance man!
by Ovinor January 11, 2011
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NCFS - Not Cool For School

Derived from NSFW - Not Safe For Work.
Instead of sitting at your work desk, you are sitting at the school library when opening a mail, link, picture, video etc. from a friend with explicit content. Either he warns you NCFS - Not Cool For School, or you ask him.
by Ovinor March 06, 2012
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Jackulate

The overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, fear, etc., produced by that which is grand, sublime and extremely powerful like Jack Bauer.
The way you knocked him out almost made me jackulate!
by Ovinor January 13, 2011
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A lazy fuck

When you don't have the energy to put in an effort, but just want to get laid.
Bitch complaining: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

Man thinking: I can fuck like a pornstar, but I just want a lazy fuck.

She didn't deserve more than a lazy fuck.
by Ovinor February 01, 2011
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g-spot

What's your g-spot?

xxx@gmail.com
by Ovinor February 04, 2011
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No pornhub!

When someone share or ask you to share something you definitely would not to come out in the open.

Like when Pornhub or other porn sites ask you if you want to share something on facebook and other social networks.
Question: Did you tell your wife we went to that strip club after?

Answer: No pornhub!
by Ovinor January 26, 2011
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