jackalated

I was was writing an email and decided that what I was writing was jacked up...so to make a new word I called it jackalated. Fucked up!

I was tryin' to type this shit and it all got jackalated.

by SMYLTF March 9, 2010

Jackulate

The overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, fear, etc., produced by that which is grand, sublime and extremely powerful like Jack Bauer.

The way you knocked him out almost made me jackulate!

by Ovinor January 14, 2011

Jackalized

A term used for shooting someone in the head with a beam rifle.

Daniel jackalized that Spartan between the eyes.

by R3G3N3RATI0N February 4, 2010

jacalate

when a man makes love explosion

man i jacalated so hard in that beezys nose

by rico cockwater February 3, 2008

jackaled

To receive both a blow job and rim job at the same time from a mother-daughter team in a predatory manner.

Hey Joe, how did things turn out last night with that cougar and her cub?

Not good, I thought I had things in controll and then they jackaled the hell out of me. I feel damaged.

by barryglord August 10, 2012

Jackaladed

Ebonics for "Ejaculated" (Jak-yooh-lay-did)

Larry done JACKALADED all over your pizza, nigga!

by MiToGr December 23, 2005

jackitated

retardedly messed up, jacked up, disfigured

man, that dude got really jackitated!

by MarteliKnows September 12, 2012