Jackulate 

The overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, fear, etc., produced by that which is grand, sublime and extremely powerful like Jack Bauer.

The way you knocked him out almost made me jackulate!

Jackulate by Ovinor January 14, 2011

jockulation 

The method, or act, of jocking.

You're arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation

jockulation by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009

jackatero 

spanish slang for jacking off

person A: HEYYYY JACKATERO
person B: JACKATEROOOOOOO

jackatero by penistears July 25, 2021

Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.

Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude

Premature Send-jaculation by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009

puke-jaculate 

The act of puking and ejaculating simultaneously.

Buddy!!! I've puke-jaculated all over this floor!

puke-jaculate by matt311 February 16, 2014

the.mr.jackwalten 

a really freaking cool and extremely talented person.

“the.mr.jackwalten is super cool”

the.mr.jackwalten by eyeliderrr September 10, 2021

Jaculator 

Someone who jacks it alot

Go get a girlfriend already and stop being such a jaculator!

Jaculator by Sonny Black Monster January 4, 2009