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The funniest nicest and most loving person ever
Jocko is the best
Jocko by Awesome boiiiiii March 4, 2022
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When you rub & scratch your sweaty, musky nutsack & then smear your hand around the rim of someones drink.
He was talking shit so when he wasn't looking I jocko'd his beer.
Jocko by Doyle February 11, 2004
to move hand over taint and lower tescicle area and apply or administer to a unsuspecting persons beverage, perfurably the lip area.
mikes being a total ass hole tonight so i jocko'ed his budwiser, watch him take a drink
jocko by stoph December 6, 2003
The word "Jocko" was commonly used on the London, Midland and Scottish Railway to refer to their 3F 0-6-0T shunting engines. A more common term used for them is "Jinty".
"Oi, you're taking the Jocko out today."
Jocko by mauretanialusitania December 26, 2023

jocko homo 

A kickass song by Devo. Not as well known as Devo's biggest hit, Whip It.
Are we not men?
We are Devo!
Are we not men?
D-E-V-O!
jocko homo by revo January 30, 2005

jocko homo 

a straight jock who is so straight and so jock-like that he's obviously a neandertal and/or gay. Almost always from the suburbs.(Thus it is practically a synonym for "male suburbanite")
Yo, look who's cruising down the main drag in their white Jeep on a Friday night lookin' to get some- it's species jocko homo!
jocko homo by roger January 29, 2004

Jocko taco 

The best taco in the world. I love you summer
Wifes pussy is the Jocko taco. What's for dinner?.......Jocko tacos?
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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