stoph's definitions

jocko

to move hand over taint and lower tescicle area and apply or administer to a unsuspecting persons beverage, perfurably the lip area.

mikes being a total ass hole tonight so i jocko'ed his budwiser, watch him take a drink

by stoph December 6, 2003

brew of the loom

to pore a persons beer into a container, then use your underware as a funnel to re fill beer un knowingly.

kris gave me a jocko last night so i will give him a brew of the loom tonight with my skip mark underware.

by stoph December 6, 2003

stinky sanchez

to rub a selected finger all over your ass region the apply "stinky sanchez" on a un suspected persons beer or beverage. also known ass a dirty sanchez

f#$k that guy man, im gana give him a stinky sanchez when hes not lookin'.

by stoph December 6, 2003

floating eddie

to pluck one or multiple pubic hairs from ones self and but in a persons beer or beverage.

if this guy keeps acting like a drunk ass im gana give him a floating eddie

by stoph December 6, 2003

skincaso

to use permanite sharpy or any black marker to make your own master piece on any passed out drunk.

dude, we went to oz fest last night and i skincaso'ed a huge penis on that guys face. later that day we had seen him walking around and everyone was laughing at him and he couldent even wash it off.

by stoph December 6, 2003

kick stand

a erect penis also known as a "boner".

i woke up in the morning with a mean case of cotton mouth, i rolled over to get a drink of water put i couldent reach it because my kick stand was out !!!!

by stoph September 1, 2004

speed hack

a lame ass cheat used in counter strike that makes u run like 10 times quicker then anyone else

wheres a admin at anal sex with a black woman is hax hes running a speed hax

by stoph April 6, 2005