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jocko

to move hand over taint and lower tescicle area and apply or administer to a unsuspecting persons beverage, perfurably the lip area.
mikes being a total ass hole tonight so i jocko'ed his budwiser, watch him take a drink
by stoph December 6, 2003
mugGet the jockomug.

skeet cohee

to throw still warm seamen on someones back or body part
i skeet cohee'ed on cory yesterday
by stoph March 1, 2004
mugGet the skeet coheemug.

floating eddie

to pluck one or multiple pubic hairs from ones self and but in a persons beer or beverage.
if this guy keeps acting like a drunk ass im gana give him a floating eddie
by stoph December 6, 2003
mugGet the floating eddiemug.

skincaso

to use permanite sharpy or any black marker to make your own master piece on any passed out drunk.
dude, we went to oz fest last night and i skincaso'ed a huge penis on that guys face. later that day we had seen him walking around and everyone was laughing at him and he couldent even wash it off.
by stoph December 6, 2003
mugGet the skincasomug.

brew of the loom

to pore a persons beer into a container, then use your underware as a funnel to re fill beer un knowingly.
kris gave me a jocko last night so i will give him a brew of the loom tonight with my skip mark underware.
by stoph December 6, 2003
mugGet the brew of the loommug.

the lawnmower

a comical dance move. first start out by starting the mower by pulling the chord start then cruse your virtual mower around the dance floor and be admired by all. the posibilitys are endless with this one so have fun and be safe.
when felling overwelmed by all thoes new fancy dance moves dont worry about your two left feet.the lawnmower is a all american favorite.
by stoph March 1, 2004
mugGet the the lawnmowermug.

B.R.G

acranim standing for big retarted guy.a large man with extremely bad body odor.must have board out anus hole.known for hibernating for multiple months at a time.also masterbates excesivly at home and in the bathroom at work.
hey b.r.g. i saw you breaking into the morg. last night to make love to dead anus. your such a neckrofecalfeliac.
by stoph March 1, 2004
mugGet the B.R.Gmug.

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