Jockoly

A metaphor commonly used to symbolize an obese ape-like creature/unknown being by ridiculing his fatty childhood.

(Instead of saying, "Dude, that kid spend his lunch money on Twinkies in the 2nd grade all the way to freshman year college." Just say Jockoly.)

Tom: Dude, see that kid?
Shawn: Maybe if I wasn't so stoned.
Tom: He's such a jockoly.
Shawn: So, he has his own orbit?
Tom: Yeah.
Shawn: Let's bounce and go watch The Jeffersons like all the cool people.
Tom: Those foo's movin' on up to da east side!
Shawn" Fo' sho, my homie G.

by Farhanzam June 26, 2009

Jockly

A very handsome and, or muscular man. Usually a well-rounded individual, used mainly in America.

Look at that guy! He is such a Jockly!

by Steven The Iceman October 24, 2006

jockolate

A sweet and delicious piece of man that you'd take in a second if given the opportunity (as in the same reaction many people would have when offered chocolate); the male is often athletic and in high school (hence the "jock" part)

Can also be referred to as "hot jockolate" if greater emphasis is needed on the attractive aspect of the male.

"Forget Godiva, I'll take some of that jockolate over there any day!"

by aduck! September 7, 2009

Jockly

Used to describe someone extremely good looking and or buff. When a person has extraordinarily good looks.

Hey did you hear about the new kid, I heard he's a real Jockly.

by Asher aka Jockly January 3, 2008

Jockly

A freakish monsterous ferocious wild beast. A piece of garbage and a waste of space in human society.

Did you ever know that your a jockly? You can scare people with the jocklyness of yours.

by Isketcher March 26, 2008

jocolyne

Jocolyne... pure bangin'.

A mad Netflix junkie without the chill. Lives for the sesh, on point banter.

General all rounder

"Here mate, you see that lassie over there. Aye her she's a keeper ... she's such a jocolyne"

by Marley420_pineapple March 20, 2017