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Your shrunken penis as a result of arduous physical activity.

Dude, I just ran 5 miles and my girlfriend made fun of my jock cock.

jock cock by Senor Smalldick September 18, 2007

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Butt jock cock-in-a-lock

When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.

"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."

"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"

Butt jock cock-in-a-lock by mupidstaggie October 3, 2013

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cock jock

someone that jocks u and wants to get in ur pants hopefully a girl usualy hidious

stop jockin my cock bitch

cock jock by k-bizzle March 21, 2003

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cock jock

n. the stereo-typical cocky asshole jock that you see fucking women for the ability to say they did

"So what did he do after the big game?"
"This chick thought he did well and gave him a nice reward in the locker room."
"Ugh, he's such a cock jock."

cock jock by lovesacrime126 September 23, 2009

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shit-stabber

you are such a cock-jock

cock jock by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

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cock jock

a very cocky jock who thinks that he/she si the shit

Leslie:"look at Ricky he thinks he is soo kewl and can get all the ladies"
Tanya:"i know he is such a cock jock!"

cock jock by Leslie September 7, 2004

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a woman jocker that wants to get cocked!

Richard wanted to cock me

cock jock by Britney Aguilara June 25, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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