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jock cock 

Your shrunken penis as a result of arduous physical activity.
Dude, I just ran 5 miles and my girlfriend made fun of my jock cock.
jock cock by Senor Smalldick September 18, 2007
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Butt jock cock-in-a-lock 

When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.
"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."

"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"

cock jock 

someone that jocks u and wants to get in ur pants hopefully a girl usualy hidious
cock jock by k-bizzle March 21, 2003

cock jock 

n. the stereo-typical cocky asshole jock that you see fucking women for the ability to say they did
"So what did he do after the big game?"
"This chick thought he did well and gave him a nice reward in the locker room."
"Ugh, he's such a cock jock."
cock jock by lovesacrime126 September 23, 2009

cock jock 

cock jock by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

cock jock 

a very cocky jock who thinks that he/she si the shit
Leslie:"look at Ricky he thinks he is soo kewl and can get all the ladies"
Tanya:"i know he is such a cock jock!"
cock jock by Leslie September 7, 2004

cock jock 

a woman jocker that wants to get cocked!
cock jock by Britney Aguilara June 25, 2003
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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