jallingham 

a 150% certified racist, homosexual gender bender with a peculiar taste for underage boys and pornography involving said boys having their behinds licked, also has microscopic genitalia and uses 1 sheet of toilet paper to crotch-stuff and appear 3 times larger...

Mackintosh - "Oh God, that dirty Jallingham over there is staring up black kids' shorts again & drooling

jallingham by RubberduckR July 19, 2017

Allinghamitis 

Allinghamitis affects every part of your body, mind and bones. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, chronic fatigue, allergy to mental and physical labour, cribtinitis (desire to stay in bed for long periods of time) and often a strong, burning desire to spend every pay cheque like you just won Lotto Max.

Jim had so many ailments that his doctor just put it down to a bad case of Allinghamitis that had been spreading throughout the Valley like the plague.

Allinghamitis by pj89 July 25, 2015

tyler allingham 

croc wearing freak
(no friends)

you freak you wear crocs you tyler allingham

tyler allingham by saucy snail 69 June 14, 2022

allingham 

Bunch of hardo party animals that are the best kind of people you will ever meet. You need an allingham in your corner ALWAYS

Yo I love partying with those allinghams!

allingham by Tufaro March 15, 2017

Bonathan Jellinghausen 

Think of an orgasm. Now multiply the pleasure by 100.

Man, that was a certified Bonathan Jellinghausen moment!

Bonathan Jellinghausen by boon tang February 8, 2022