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Joaquín is a very annoying person.They rage a lot but its funny.If they hit you they are going to LIYTARLY break your face.
Joaquín is a rager.
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A man with great talent, emotion, and kindness. A Joaquín is sweet, caring, and a great guy that you want to be around. He is very charming and charismatic to those he loves.
Joaquín is a very handsome man
Joaquín by GreatforGod May 25, 2025
A beautiful name meaning "God will judge". They're very complicated yet simple people. Down to earth. Open minded. Confuses the one who loves him. Seems like a player but is 100% loyal to the people he loves. Very self-controlled although his temper may decide to get the best of him if disrespected. Never truly been in love. Goes with the flow. Joaquins are talkative and very animated using they're body to explain their words. Outgoing. They may be a bit of a alcoholic but handle it well. They're eyes will tell you everything you want to know. They're intense lovers, not many have experienced them. So consider yourself special as fuck if he chooses you in any way. These people will do anything for they're friends and family. Helping others makes them happy. Seeing life differently than most they tend to keep a part of themselves locked away. Only few know the real Joaquin.The only downside to him is that he is unpredictable. You'll never really know what he's up to until he wants you too but his intentions are always good. The energy of a Joaquin will introduce itself before they enter the room. Capable of anything. Overall Joaquins are completely original and loved by most.
Amazing is simply the definition of a Joaquin.
"That dude pulled a Joaquin"
Can't get enough of Joaquin
Joaquin by Yolifeisyours1000 December 18, 2016
Joaquin is the most charming person you will ever meet. When you look at him, you just don't want to stop. He's so handsome and beautiful, you can swear you're looking at the stars when he smiles at you because damn, he's fucking out of this world(so is his smile and every feature about him). There are too many words to describe him with, but amazing is definitely one of the top ones. He's strong, determined, and well built, he was definitely sent from god. If you have in your arms, your damn lucky because he's an amazing person to be loved by. he makes you feel special, and you'll never find anyone like him.
Wow, joaquin is amazing, I love him so much. <3
Joaquin by OdeFam November 19, 2017
Joaquin’s are 3rd wheelers who are actually really cool and is always there if you need him he’s so cool
Joaquin is the glue that holds the friend ship together.
Joaquin by Chad beazzer November 23, 2021
A very talented young man, very attractive and muscular. One of the bravest men you will ever meet and capable of anything due to his confidence. Ladies are usually thrilled when they hear about this man because he is down to earth and friendly but can have one heck of an attitude.
Joaquin Phoenix, leonitis
Joaquin by jt0158 April 25, 2011
A funny, lovely and beautiful boy, who loves sport. He is a very good friend. Any girl will be lucky to have him(Me).
Joaquin is my boyfriend
Joaquin by Isa123 March 16, 2015
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