Leonitis

An affliction in which the victim commits to multiple things simultaneously in an effort to please any and all parties, then failing to deliver results promised to one or more party.

She's got a bad case of Leonitis, man; she says she'll write that paper, go to his party, and meet you for that movie, but in the end she'll just take you to the party, and you'll just sit alone in the corner feeling like an asshole. I hope she gets an F on that paper. And dies.

Leonitis by uevuerbfoiasuihfiueh December 8, 2007

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leonitis

a disease that affects the feet making them grow abnormally large. Symptoms include being last boy, erratic dancing and disliking mayonnaise. Occasionally growths known as conor and billy will grow on shoulders. Treat with pineapple juice and dalkey.

when walking through bray seeing a young boy with size 13 shoes - whoa that's leonitis

leonitis by C. Rumpet August 24, 2007

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leonitis • the leonitis • leonitus

the leonitis

what you feel when watching any movie too many times, specifically 300 than trying to quote it at any and all times

"dude, after watching 300 a million times i fel i've got the leonitis"
"all these people quoting 300 is giving me leonitis

the leonitis by carrington II March 27, 2009

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leonitus

A guy who is related to Adam and eve so he can never die

Leonitus was getting shot but he never died

leonitus by Millionngduj May 19, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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