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Jmac award
NFL Fantasy award given to the person with the 'most retarded trade'.
Refers to Jason McElwain, the magical, three point, shooting autistic water boy.
Refers to Jason McElwain, the magical, three point, shooting autistic water boy.
Jmac award by danielbrowniel October 18, 2008
Jmacdaddy Effect
Jmacdaddy Effect by Jet$OverEverything March 18, 2010
Jmack Taught Me
A phrase women throughout the world can use when they've learned something new about their vagina, by the sexgod JfuckingMack.
Jmack taught ya.
Jmack taught ya.
Cosmo: where'd you learn that my God ohh oooooooh
Wanda: Jmack taught me oooooh
Cosmo: I need to thank this nigga.
Wanda: Jmack taught me oooooh
Cosmo: I need to thank this nigga.
Jmack Taught Me by The real jmack November 10, 2013
Jmacing
Jmacing by DanielHater349856 August 19, 2025
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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