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J Macked 

When you get absolutely fucked over by someone's incredible amount of luck.
Person 1: how did I lose I had 3 aces after the flop!?

Person 2: My full house of 2s and 7s beats that, bitch!

Person 3: Oh man you just got J Macked!
J Macked by DouganPH October 6, 2016
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J-Mackin' 

lookin fresh ta' death or doin a girl
I was J-Mackin' all night long

I'm J-Mackin Lindsay right now.
J-Mackin' by J-Mackin' May 5, 2008

j-macking it 

to participate in all out retarded crazy making out / sex
"Dude, did you see B.Role and Kelly on New Years? They were freakin' j-macking it all night long"
j-macking it by Ryan&Chris June 6, 2007

J-Macked 

i j-macked the shit out da hoe!or been there done that i J-macked dat trick last night!!!
J-Macked by B easy08 March 26, 2008
LEAVING A POOR SCHOOL FOR A BETTER SCHOOL. USAULLY FOR ATHLETIC REASONS. A DFW TERM.
I HEARD 2 SOPHMORES WAS NAMED ALL DISTRICT AFTER J MACKING TO ANOTHER HS
J MACKING by THE DUB INFO October 27, 2023

Mackenzie J 

an amazing boy who i'm in love with. he makes me happy when i'm sad. and he's always there for me. i'm glad i can also call him in my best friend.
Mackenzie J by xrobotshock October 24, 2008