jmackers

the ORIGINAL jesse mccartney fans, not this queerass summerland fan shit.

Summerland fan: OMGZ!! BRADIN IZ HAWT!!
Jesse fan: jesse is hot ...
Summerland fan: omg i know!!!11
jesse fan: jmackers rock.
summerland fan: i know, i'm a jmacker..
jesse fan: ... no... no your not. kick's face in.

by Analeigh January 9, 2005

Ass Jackers

Any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the ass of a female.

Hey, did you check out Karen wearing the cut off skirt and the ass jackers? She must be guy phishing.

by LMV January 2, 2009

the jackers

n. A gang for people who like to jack off. Term was coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline sometime around 2000-01.

Adam: If you join the jackers you get jackets.
Dr. Drew: The jacker jackets?

by MC Derf &Gjelstiznles October 31, 2006

Tablet Jackers

The fuckers that steal your iPad or android tablet and play games on it for hours and often creates ipad traffic.

Alexis: Hey man, you've been on my ipad for like 3 hours and the battery is almost dead. I need it back so I can write about you on Urban Dictionary.

Rebecca: Hang on I'm almost done with this picture

Alexis: God damn Tablet Jackers!!

by Hangin_Niggaz July 14, 2011

Jackerson

That one blond kid who’s gluten free and plays ping pong all the time at lunch

Oh look it’s Jackerson grinding ping pong again

by Thechosenone248 December 15, 2019

shitter jackers

when something bad happens...
you can always rely on saying the comforting phrase SHITTER JACKERS. It started with cracker jackers then crapper jackers then spread on to infect the word shit.

Oh shitter jackers, i fell down the stairs and bled out my eyes!

by scarscar February 19, 2009

Cock Jackers

Another terminology for hands ( most likely women's hands ) or anything you can jack on a cock.

Don't touch me with your cock jackers

by Anoble0130 February 21, 2011