Geraldton 

Geraldton

GERALDTON

A Meth And crime Fuelled Fishing Town on West Australian COAST..
People who live in this beautiful windy shithole are called "Geraldtions"
People will go to great extent to steal your ciggie bumpers (butts) right off your front verandah..home owners would be lucky if they leave the ashtray!!

Most Things people whinge about is ...
WHY DOESNT GERALDTON HAVE A FUCKING KMART YET??!!

Geraldton is the wind capital .

Geraldton by Not Your Bitch 6530 June 11, 2019

Geraldton 

Shitty little town on the westcoast of Australia. Full of snobs and stink wrinkle people. Good climate, very windy (good for windsurfing).

Geraldton is a shithole but the weather is good.

Geraldton by superman's other persona March 30, 2011

Geraldton Special 

The Geraldton Special is not so much a sexual act but a behaviour.

You meet a girl/boy who will let you face fuck, choke, spit, slap and penetrate in every and all holes forcefully.

Also Includes rimming and face sitting, most common boy on girl I.e. Boy sits on girls face

Always ends in an Anal Creampie and possible black eye.

Originates in Geraldton, WA but not limited too.

"Picked up this girl last night, gave me the Geraldton Special"

Geraldton Special by Gerry Ton January 2, 2017

Geraldine 

An amazing woman, as bright and colourful as a luminous rainbow. She has sparkling, dancing eyes, luscious long locks and a smile that will light up your world (though perhaps that's just the whitening toothpaste!).
In its ancient Teutonic form, Geraldine literally means ”good with a spear” and although there have been some “interesting” modern interpretations of this, on the (non parental controls) internet, - I think you can safely assume you are going to want this fair warrior, on your side.

A Geraldine sees the value of people in their character ; she's looking for a rare earth element to “bond” with, and though 007 is not her type, she's happy for another member of the intelligence services to take her in for questioning!
Although this girl likes a Jaf (just a friend), she's looking to develop things, collect more data with her dater!

A Geraldine will be your Guardian angel and your Angel delight, she's an angel twice over! And on the days when she gives her halo a rest, - well, I'll just leave that to your imagination....(steady!).
When she's around someone special, a Geraldine can be surprisingly shy and reserved. So if you think you're going to have to reserve this girl pretty quickly, - you'd be right!

Gent: Dear Man, a bottle of your finest Reserve!
Waiter: Aah, that would be a Geraldine, - reserved just for you!

Geraldine by R. S. Bowers November 13, 2014

Geraldine 

She is really sweet and very flexible but people spell her name and surname wrong and she goes mental also people like her and she keeps it a secret

Geraldine

Geraldine by Unknown celeb November 18, 2017

Geraldine 

A very smart, sweet girl with lots of things on her mind. She may seem distracted a lot and that's because she is most of the time. Very creative and sometimes shy. She always has to have music on, silence is her only weakness. She doesn't think she's attractive but in reality she's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever meet. Often spaces out when near windows. Always contemplating something. Sugar junkie. Easy to get along with. Everyone loves her. Stands up for her friends and would never hurt anyone intentionally. Cares too much. Good judge of character. Not easily influenced. Has soo much planned for her. Remember her, she'll be widely known soon. If you fall in love with a Geraldine don't ever let her go. She likes playfighting. Looks like the most innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. Likes being pushed to do better. Always looking after those around her.

Guy 1: Omg, im sooo in love with this girl she's perfect.

Guy 2: Ahh you must have caught a Geraldine. Good job man, you're lucky.

Geraldine by galaxycaramelbar February 5, 2010

Bloody Geraldo 

Upon realization that one's sexual partner has started their menstrual cycle during the act of vaginal intercourse, a Bloody Geraldo is when a man swipes a desired number of fingers on said bloody vagina and proceeds to smear the blood across the area underneath his partner's nose; thus, she is left with a dripping mustache that resembles FOX News' anchor Geraldo Rivera.

"You wouldn't believe what I did last night, dude."
"Oh yeah, what this time?"
"I was fucking this chick and next thing I know she starts bleeding all over my dick."
"Ew that's gross dude"
"Not as gross as me giving her a Bloody Geraldo afterwards."

Bloody Geraldo by ThatJmuMickAndThatJmuRob October 30, 2011