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J’lon is a person who is genuinely good too others not very many if not all but one. Usually stating how things are weird asf but entertaining Facebook friends if you by of chance meet j’lon consider yourself lucky
Jlon is a good guy
jlon by J’lon December 3, 2020
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A kind, funny, and handsome person.....who is stylish and cool in all aspects of life
The king in the game name is J'Lon
j'lon by Amanwithabrain December 19, 2016
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jlong yell

Yell of frustration generated by males due to an inability to generate an erection or to please their female partners. Said to have origins in North Atlanta perversion of the word slong. Can also refer to a cry of frustration generated by the female from an inadequete partner.
What was that noise?

Sounded like a jlong yell.

I feel sorry for that guys partner.
jlong yell by kamerooroo April 15, 2010
Jlonnie a sweet caring person for others can be rude and can get annoyed really fast can get there periods really fast at age 9-11
Jlonnies are really pretty
jlonnie by Lifie May 22, 2018
Hes a wet neek who gets no girls he thinks he knows everything but doesnt and is the biggest cappa he has a wam head and always cries himself to sleep
J'lon the neek
J'lon by Ghj jk jkjkjj October 27, 2020
Some when with the long,slong,big dick only the real ones get named this
Damn jlong you got a big dick
jlong by Ddp massacre November 7, 2017

JLONGJIMMY 

Majestic dick,one of a kind dick,unique dick,Biggest dick of them all long,tall,and strong.Looks may be deceiving when it comes down to this type of penis but do not fall for their tricks.Only real niggas are called this to this day their is only one person on earth with this Brandon Powell.
“Girl last night Brandon fucked me with his JLONGJIMMY”
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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