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Jlonie, a unique individual, having a broad and vast personality. They live there life to limitless width instead of at a length. They are some of the most selfless people on earth, and to tag along some of the most stoic.
Jlonie : “….Jlonie, you just got to get to know them to understand.”
Jlonie by A Person of Persons November 23, 2021
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literally the bestest human in existence.
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How do you spot a RM stan? they will usually call him Joon or Joonie. Joonie is more commonly known online as Dance Monster, Expensive Girl enthusiast and that one dude from Behind The Scenes with an obsession for converse shoes.
anti: "bruh rap monster is the visual hole of bts!"
a tru skinny legend: "what are you talking about? my joonie is the most adorable sunshine ever! *insert uwu 1000x & rm stan account*
Joonie by sunzshiz June 6, 2018
Joniel is the best person you will ever meet in your life and is super nice but gets mad sometimes and joniel has hair and is not so tall.Joniel Is the best person the you will ever meet in this world always there to make your day better and is very smart and makes sure to be smart to have a great life.When joniel is older he will be rich
Man Joniel is the best and joniel is me best friend and he is here for me.

Joniel is annoying sometimes
Joniel by rruturnfjfnf June 1, 2019
A beautiful mothafucka who takes no shit from no one.
"You acting like a real Joniece today!"
joniece by terry krewze December 19, 2016
A Jonie is a very loyal person how cares deeply about her friends and family a Jonie is funny smart and has the looks to go with it ,but Jonie can’t dance …but dam she so fine that doesn’t matter “ a Jonie may have nice Tatts and peach
Have you see how happy Cameron has been lately …. Yeah he’s got himself a Jonie
Jonie by Yourmun November 25, 2021

Joniesha 

A beautiful female , who's personality is very humorous , she's every man's dream and has a positive mind she's very confident and any man would love to be with her .
Joniesha is the apple of my eye <3
Joniesha is special to whom deserves her <3
Joniesha by Simply Pink (: November 15, 2011
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