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Hes a wet neek who gets no girls he thinks he knows everything but doesnt and is the biggest cappa he has a wam head and always cries himself to sleep
J'lon the neek
J'lon by Ghj jk jkjkjj October 27, 2020
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j'lon • J lone • J'Lonte • Jlondole • jlong • JLONGJIMMY • jlong yell • Jlonie • jlonnie • J.O.E
J'Lonte is someone who is one of a kind a doesn't know it yet. J'Lonte is a beast at everything he does. J'Lonte has problem sticking to one girl often considers hisself as an " Gigolo "
What's Up J'Lonte
J'Lonte by WarriorsBlewA3-1Lead December 21, 2016
A male doing rock climbing at Earth Treks.
A male doing one arm pull up as a hobby.
Sup, my J lone bro took a few years to achieve OAPU!
J lone by J lone November 22, 2021

jlong yell

Yell of frustration generated by males due to an inability to generate an erection or to please their female partners. Said to have origins in North Atlanta perversion of the word slong. Can also refer to a cry of frustration generated by the female from an inadequete partner.
What was that noise?

Sounded like a jlong yell.

I feel sorry for that guys partner.
jlong yell by kamerooroo April 15, 2010
Jlonnie a sweet caring person for others can be rude and can get annoyed really fast can get there periods really fast at age 9-11
Jlonnies are really pretty
jlonnie by Lifie May 22, 2018
J’lon is a person who is genuinely good too others not very many if not all but one. Usually stating how things are weird asf but entertaining Facebook friends if you by of chance meet j’lon consider yourself lucky
Jlon is a good guy
jlon by J’lon December 3, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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