jizzy dick 

the feeling of residue on your penis either premature or post ejaculation.

1. You just hung out with Amanda, you got that jizzy dick?

2. The sight of Scarlette Johansson's chron tits gave me the case of the jizzy dick.

jizzy dick by SaltyBrahh May 25, 2010

Jizzy-dick 

Screwing up a putt in Tiger Woods Golf '10. Pulling back the putt seems easy, but it is easy to squiggle the controller, therefore resulting in a jizzy-dick.

"Harrison, you need to sink this putt for a birdie. Don't Jizzy-dick it."

"Oh man Turkey, you just jizzy-dicked the shit out of that putt."

"Sonny jizzy-dicked the putt on the 18th hole."

Jizzy-dick by geekchapel April 19, 2010

Jizz Dick 

After having sex while wearing a condom and cumming inside, the jizz is then on your dick; hence the term Jizz Dick.

I hate Jizz Dick, I would much rather not use a condom.

Jizz Dick by mr.stealyogurl October 19, 2011

dick jizz

Someone named Richard who's last name is difficult to pronounce. Many a time this person will believe they know what they are talking about when they are totally wrong.

Richard (insert hard to pronouce name) - Im a republican and always think im right
Friend 1 - Hey Dick Jizz, Get the F*** outta of here

dick jizz by John Lucocks September 23, 2008

Jizzdick

Pretty much the male equvilent of a whore. The idea is that he jizzes alot because he sleeps with alot of woman.

Girl 1: Hey, that guys kinda cute.

Girl 2: Forget it, he's a total jizzdick.

Jizzdick by iknowstrangethings December 11, 2009

Jizzdickulate 

To use one's hands in a dramatic fashion while jerking off

I will. Jizzdickulate tonight if it doesn't make too much noise

Jizzdickulate by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021