jizzilian

The removal of hair, either pubic or otherwise, soiled by dried semen.

"Hey what's with Jenny's bald spot?" "Oh, I heard she got a jizzilian today"

by skillsaw604 July 23, 2012

jizzillion

A number so big that you ejaculate.

A jizzillion has so damn many numbers you cum your pants.

by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011

Jazzician

Someone who likes the boys. Someone who described themselves as a "Jazzician" doesn't necessarily enjoy jazz music, but rather hanging around schools at lunchtime, wearing assless leather chaps.

"We were going to go to the pub with Ian, but he was busy as it was lunchtime and he was being a Jazzician.

by Jingle-Jangle-Jewellery July 12, 2021

jizzling

Just like drizzle, but just with cum. Sprinkles of cum

"Dude this rain is jizzinling."

"Dude I was jizzling onto this girl."

by FapMonster October 6, 2011

Jizzilicious

When something tastes like jizz, but for some reason, it's still delicious.

Hey man, this ice-cream tastes kind of jizzilicious.

by LightViper November 3, 2020

jizzian

When you are cumming a lot. Usually a real manly man that always produces a quart.

im jizzian all over the place

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by jizzian tom November 2, 2010

jizzillionaire

(noun): some asshole who is so beyond wealthy that all he does is blow endless loads and makes millions and billions of dollars from doing it all day long for the rest of his life.

person 1: dude that guy just blew a load all over that girls face!

person 2: so?

person 1: he just made a billion dollars from doing that...

person 2: what an asshole!

person 1: no, he's just a JIZZILLIONAIRE!!

by thewetwizardofthewomb June 23, 2010