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jamaician house guest 

the jamaican house guest is when a girl is riding a guy, and suddenly a random jamaician enters the room, squats over the guy, and shits on his chest, then leaves without saying a word
"Colleen and Francis told me that they encountered the jamaician house guest last night."

"Last night I was fucking Con, and someone gave me the jamaician house guest," said John
A subculture of white jazz music nerds who have an encylopaedic knowledge of jazz music. Can be identified in public as slightly aloof people who get their rocks off by naming ever more obscure jazz artists in the company of other jazzbians.
I should've known this gig would be full of jazzbians
Jazzbian by AZ Slater November 17, 2010

Jizzicane 

Jizz + Hurricane = Jizzicane

A crazy jizz storm, jizzing everywhere and on stuff you didn't mean to.
"Aww dude, I totally unleashed a jizzicane last night, I hadn't masturbated in a while and this girl was sexting me, I swear it took me the rest of the night to find all the cum."
Jizzicane by LessOffensive March 3, 2010

jazilian 

lovefoxxx from css is jazilian.
jazilian by hansj March 11, 2010

classicly jazzical 

something that is tight or fun.
Dat pussy was classicly jazzical.

classicly jazzical 

An extremly tight pussy that is hard to hit up because once u get it in u cant get it out.
Dawg that pussy i hit up last night was classicly jazzical