(noun): some asshole who is so beyond wealthy that all he does is blow endless loads and makes millions and billions of dollars from doing it all day long for the rest of his life.
person 1: dude that guy just blew a load all over that girls face!
person 2: so?
person 1: he just made a billion dollars from doing that...
person 2: what an asshole!
person 1: no, he's just a JIZZILLIONAIRE!!
person 2: so?
person 1: he just made a billion dollars from doing that...
person 2: what an asshole!
person 1: no, he's just a JIZZILLIONAIRE!!
by thewetwizardofthewomb June 23, 2010
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