Jizzilliant
Jizzilliant by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
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jizzillion
jizzillion by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011
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Jibrilliant
1)The most intelligent statement, idea, or perspective you have EVER witnessed. 2)A genius and the voice of a generation.
Wow! That was jibrilliant.
Jibrilliant by Jibrilium June 23, 2016
jizzillionaire
(noun): some asshole who is so beyond wealthy that all he does is blow endless loads and makes millions and billions of dollars from doing it all day long for the rest of his life.
person 1: dude that guy just blew a load all over that girls face!
person 2: so?
person 1: he just made a billion dollars from doing that...
person 2: what an asshole!
person 1: no, he's just a JIZZILLIONAIRE!!
person 2: so?
person 1: he just made a billion dollars from doing that...
person 2: what an asshole!
person 1: no, he's just a JIZZILLIONAIRE!!
jizzillionaire by thewetwizardofthewomb June 23, 2010
Jizzillion
The number equivalent to the product of the average number of spermatozoa in an ejaculation, 250 million or 250x10^6.
Jizzillion by Jack Hoeff January 29, 2021
jizzilian
jizzilian by skillsaw604 July 23, 2012
jizzillion
A term used to express the excessive quantity of cocks during a gangbang. The numerical value is greater than, but not equal to the maximum number of cocks a single girl can take at one time, (usually 5; mouth, left hand, right hand, pussy, and ass). In short there must be more cocks at one time than is physically possible to one girl to make cum at the same time.
Teacher: so did anyone do anything fun over the weekend?
*girl raises hand*
Teacher: yes Jubilee?
Jubilee: we’ll after the big football game on Friday I snuck into the boys locker room and got fucked by a jizzillion cocks.
Teacher: uh, okay, exactly how many is a jizzillion?
Jubilee: How many football players are on our team?
Teacher: Why don’t you ask the school counselor.
*girl raises hand*
Teacher: yes Jubilee?
Jubilee: we’ll after the big football game on Friday I snuck into the boys locker room and got fucked by a jizzillion cocks.
Teacher: uh, okay, exactly how many is a jizzillion?
Jubilee: How many football players are on our team?
Teacher: Why don’t you ask the school counselor.
jizzillion by Db.on.db October 20, 2022
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