Jizzilliant

Conflation of the words jizz and brilliant. To be jizzilliant is to shoot a huge load

Jizzilliant is the best way to describe my BF. He shot a load so huge it was incredible!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

jizzillion

A number so big that you ejaculate.

A jizzillion has so damn many numbers you cum your pants.

by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011

Jibrilliant

1)The most intelligent statement, idea, or perspective you have EVER witnessed. 2)A genius and the voice of a generation.

Wow! That was jibrilliant.

by Jibrilium June 23, 2016

jizzillionaire

(noun): some asshole who is so beyond wealthy that all he does is blow endless loads and makes millions and billions of dollars from doing it all day long for the rest of his life.

person 1: dude that guy just blew a load all over that girls face!

person 2: so?

person 1: he just made a billion dollars from doing that...

person 2: what an asshole!

person 1: no, he's just a JIZZILLIONAIRE!!

by thewetwizardofthewomb June 23, 2010

Jizzillion

The number equivalent to the product of the average number of spermatozoa in an ejaculation, 250 million or 250x10^6.

In 2021, the US population is equal to 1.32 Jizzillion people.

by Jack Hoeff January 29, 2021

jizzilian

The removal of hair, either pubic or otherwise, soiled by dried semen.

"Hey what's with Jenny's bald spot?" "Oh, I heard she got a jizzilian today"

by skillsaw604 July 23, 2012

jizzillion

A term used to express the excessive quantity of cocks during a gangbang. The numerical value is greater than, but not equal to the maximum number of cocks a single girl can take at one time, (usually 5; mouth, left hand, right hand, pussy, and ass). In short there must be more cocks at one time than is physically possible to one girl to make cum at the same time.

Teacher: so did anyone do anything fun over the weekend?

*girl raises hand*

Teacher: yes Jubilee?

Jubilee: we’ll after the big football game on Friday I snuck into the boys locker room and got fucked by a jizzillion cocks.

Teacher: uh, okay, exactly how many is a jizzillion?

Jubilee: How many football players are on our team?

Teacher: Why don’t you ask the school counselor.

by Db.on.db October 20, 2022