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Jizzerbalt 

jizzerbalting is when your goofing around with a hard on and you jizz.
dude i was totally playing rock, paper, scissors then i jizzerbalted and no one knew about it.
Jizzerbalt by BOBthepornstar October 11, 2010
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jizzernaut 

an individual possessing the ability to produce an overpowering or destructive amount of semen.
I realized my buddy Covs was a jizzernaut when he laced his boyfriend Kevin with semen from head to toe.
jizzernaut by the dragon slayaz March 2, 2009

jazzerbating 

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!
Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!
jazzerbating by Guidz August 29, 2006

jizzerate 

to jizz or the act of jizzing
" Hold up a sec can u im me later im trying to jizzerate."
jizzerate by Niggaman8 March 14, 2010

jizzerable 

adj- used to describe any person or situation one is very displeased by.
Did you see that broad? Jizzerable.
jizzerable by zjism February 4, 2010

jizzerbation 

The act of masturbating using the seminal fluid from your previous masturbation as lubrication for masturbating again.
Jizzerbation is the best when you're still horny after jacking off and haven't cleaned up the mess yet.
jizzerbation by BenisTime February 22, 2011

jizzeration 

An item that your ancestors have jizzed on. And has been passed down from generations to generations.
This is my jizzeration rag.
jizzeration by Jizz king July 25, 2018
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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