jizzerbation

The act of masturbating using the seminal fluid from your previous masturbation as lubrication for masturbating again.

Jizzerbation is the best when you're still horny after jacking off and haven't cleaned up the mess yet.

by BenisTime February 22, 2011

Jizzelation

having a revelation immediately after ejaculating

Ex 1. Andy has been drinking and is on drugs, he decides to ask out a girl he had been casually sleeping with over the past few weeks to formally be his girlfriend, 'yes' she says very excitedly thinking he would never ask , and they go off to have sex in a nearby room. immediately after ejaculating Andy has a 'jizzelation' as realisation sets in that asking this girl out was a terrible decision which he regrets immediately.

ex 2. "I was slamming this girl last night and then as i finished had a jizzelation, 'this girl is fuck ugly'"

by meesa will November 28, 2014

jazzerbating

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!

Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!

by Guidz August 29, 2006

jazzurbation

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz

Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck

by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

jazzurbation

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz

Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck

by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

jizzeration

An item that your ancestors have jizzed on. And has been passed down from generations to generations.

This is my jizzeration rag.

by Jizz king July 25, 2018

Jazzurbation

To vehemently stroke yourself musically for the enjoyment of other musicians exclusively.

To much Jazzurbation and you'll go blind. And you'll be broke.

by funkyfreshass November 1, 2015