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Jizzelation 

Ex 1. Andy has been drinking and is on drugs, he decides to ask out a girl he had been casually sleeping with over the past few weeks to formally be his girlfriend, 'yes' she says very excitedly thinking he would never ask , and they go off to have sex in a nearby room. immediately after ejaculating Andy has a 'jizzelation' as realisation sets in that asking this girl out was a terrible decision which he regrets immediately.

ex 2. "I was slamming this girl last night and then as i finished had a jizzelation, 'this girl is fuck ugly'"
Jizzelation by meesa will November 28, 2014

jazzerbating 

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!
Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!
jazzerbating by Guidz August 29, 2006

jazzurbation 

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz
Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck
jazzurbation by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

jazzurbation 

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz
Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck
jazzurbation by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

jizzeration 

An item that your ancestors have jizzed on. And has been passed down from generations to generations.
This is my jizzeration rag.
jizzeration by Jizz king July 25, 2018

Jazzurbation 

To vehemently stroke yourself musically for the enjoyment of other musicians exclusively.
To much Jazzurbation and you'll go blind. And you'll be broke.
Jazzurbation by funkyfreshass November 1, 2015
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Throat Sweats 

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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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