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jizzerbation 

The act of masturbating using the seminal fluid from your previous masturbation as lubrication for masturbating again.
Jizzerbation is the best when you're still horny after jacking off and haven't cleaned up the mess yet.
jizzerbation by BenisTime February 22, 2011
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Jizzelation 

Ex 1. Andy has been drinking and is on drugs, he decides to ask out a girl he had been casually sleeping with over the past few weeks to formally be his girlfriend, 'yes' she says very excitedly thinking he would never ask , and they go off to have sex in a nearby room. immediately after ejaculating Andy has a 'jizzelation' as realisation sets in that asking this girl out was a terrible decision which he regrets immediately.

ex 2. "I was slamming this girl last night and then as i finished had a jizzelation, 'this girl is fuck ugly'"
Jizzelation by meesa will November 28, 2014

jazzerbating 

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!
Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!
jazzerbating by Guidz August 29, 2006

jazzurbation 

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz
Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck
jazzurbation by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

jazzurbation 

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz
Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck
jazzurbation by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

jizzeration 

An item that your ancestors have jizzed on. And has been passed down from generations to generations.
This is my jizzeration rag.
jizzeration by Jizz king July 25, 2018

Jazzurbation 

To vehemently stroke yourself musically for the enjoyment of other musicians exclusively.
To much Jazzurbation and you'll go blind. And you'll be broke.
Jazzurbation by funkyfreshass November 1, 2015
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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