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jizzeritis 

another word for blue ballz... except in this case, instead of the guy not being able to jizz. he can't control his jizz and it goes everywhere.. AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE
if u gotsa jizzeritis, the u can't have me.
jizzeritis by Anonymous October 10, 2003
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Jizzerific 

When a person or thing is so good it makes you jizz so hard you get jizzburns.
Dale's mum is so jizzerific!
Jizzerific by ryannathans April 18, 2010

jizzerciser 

1-One whose considers masturbation and sex exercise.

2-One whose only form of exercise is masturbation and sex. However, few of these people ever have sex. Basically, a horny fat guy.
Guy 1: Why don't you exercise sometimes. Then maybe you could get some ass.
Fat guy: But masturbation is excercise.
Guy 2: Only for fat jizzercisers like you

jizzeyeitis 

When a girl has or gets jizz in her eyes; either from her bf, bukkake fest, random guy she met at a truck stop, etc
Becky had fallen ill with some jizzeyeitis, due to her run in with the football team in the lockerroom.
jizzeyeitis by Mac X September 2, 2004

jizzercism 

Expelling demons through the use of jizz.
Suzie seemed a little down today. She just went through a jizzercism.
jizzercism by jizzamo June 14, 2010

jizzercise 

the act of loosing weight via masturbation
I just lost 5lbs just with jizzercise !
jizzercise by LeoDevil69 March 27, 2017

Jizzerific 

When something is so great it makes you wanna Jizz all over the place.
Wow, that was so fucking jizzerific
Jizzerific by Miss Jizz March 13, 2005
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murderhobo 

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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