jizzeritis

another word for blue ballz... except in this case, instead of the guy not being able to jizz. he can't control his jizz and it goes everywhere.. AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE

if u gotsa jizzeritis, the u can't have me.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Jizzerific

When a person or thing is so good it makes you jizz so hard you get jizzburns.

Dale's mum is so jizzerific!

by ryannathans April 18, 2010

jizzerciser

1-One whose considers masturbation and sex exercise.

2-One whose only form of exercise is masturbation and sex. However, few of these people ever have sex. Basically, a horny fat guy.

Guy 1: Why don't you exercise sometimes. Then maybe you could get some ass.
Fat guy: But masturbation is excercise.
Guy 2: Only for fat jizzercisers like you

by Incredible edible medicals September 15, 2005

jizzeyeitis

When a girl has or gets jizz in her eyes; either from her bf, bukkake fest, random guy she met at a truck stop, etc

Becky had fallen ill with some jizzeyeitis, due to her run in with the football team in the lockerroom.

by Mac X September 2, 2004

jizzercism

Expelling demons through the use of jizz.

Suzie seemed a little down today. She just went through a jizzercism.

by jizzamo June 14, 2010

jizzercise

the act of loosing weight via masturbation

I just lost 5lbs just with jizzercise !

by LeoDevil69 March 27, 2017

Jizzerific

When something is so great it makes you wanna Jizz all over the place.

Wow, that was so fucking jizzerific

by Miss Jizz March 13, 2005