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jizzintine 

a jizzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and jizz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party.
Oh-no! i Forgot to make the jizzintines for to night!!!!
jizzintine by Spartacus(>'.')>69 February 26, 2010

jizzitation 

when ur guy jizzes on a girls titty during sexual relations and looks like she lactated.
"i thought i was lactating Nancy! then he told me it was just jizzitation."
jizzitation by Nefertiti1275 April 28, 2007

Jizzelation 

Ex 1. Andy has been drinking and is on drugs, he decides to ask out a girl he had been casually sleeping with over the past few weeks to formally be his girlfriend, 'yes' she says very excitedly thinking he would never ask , and they go off to have sex in a nearby room. immediately after ejaculating Andy has a 'jizzelation' as realisation sets in that asking this girl out was a terrible decision which he regrets immediately.

ex 2. "I was slamming this girl last night and then as i finished had a jizzelation, 'this girl is fuck ugly'"
Jizzelation by meesa will November 28, 2014

Jizzifination 

A squad of Super Hero's fighting against, clean dorm rooms, STD's, and Sargent Ass Wipe, as well as bagging every hot chick on the East and West Coast.
Yea, Jizzifination totally wrecked it!

The Jizzinator 

Omg I'm the jizzinator i covered my girlfriends face in cum last night

Jizzational

Something that is so impressive it's just simply sensational, is jizzational.
Randomer 1: Dude, that really fit girl just gave me head, just like for no reason, she just went down on me, and like totally gave me head!
Randomer 2: aww sick, thats JIZZATIONAL