phelps-style

Amazingly quick sex in an Olympic sized pool.

Dude, how'd the date go with Emma?

Good, after BBQ we waited 30-min before jumping in the pool to do it phelps-style.

by Tedro357 February 26, 2009

twotard

Two retards engaged in a stupid conversation.

Most political debates are twotarded.

by Tedro357 March 06, 2009

Window-Hit

To hit a bong type apparatus inside, near a window slightly open, because it's too cold to smoke outside or anywhere inside with windows fully open.

I thought about rolling a blunt but it's too cold out, so I just packed the bong and took a window-hit.

by Tedro357 February 16, 2009

Pussstash

The female equivalent of a mu stash. Located directly above the female reproductive area a.k.a. the vagina.

After a day at the spa, my girlfriend returned with a well trimmed pussstash.

by Tedro357 March 28, 2009

Jizz Box

An empty box of tissues used to unload masturbated seamen.

My girlfriend was completely disgusted to find my jizz box under the bed - I reminded her it's grosser to unload on the carpet.

by Tedro357 April 20, 2009

can't listen to my dick anymore

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.

Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.

by Tedro357 April 13, 2009

retard dictionary

A reference guide that facilitates the understanding of retarded people.

I imagine you have a point, however, I am not carrying my retard dictionary to completely understand you.

by Tedro357 March 28, 2009