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twotard

Most political debates are twotarded.
by Tedro357 March 6, 2009
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retard dictionary

A reference guide that facilitates the understanding of retarded people.
I imagine you have a point, however, I am not carrying my retard dictionary to completely understand you.
by Tedro357 March 28, 2009
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Pussstash

The female equivalent of a mu stash. Located directly above the female reproductive area a.k.a. the vagina.
After a day at the spa, my girlfriend returned with a well trimmed pussstash.
by Tedro357 March 28, 2009
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blacktard

Similar to a 'mental retardation', however, characterized by overuse of hip hop terms and showing little hope for in-depth cognitive function.
Caucasian blacktard: "Yo, I did fail dat math test but itz all good cause datz how I roll. lol"

Asian blacktard: "Fo real, these 22" rims will fit on my civic, playa, don't hate."

Grandpa: You can tell me about the concert without sounding like such a blacktard.
by Tedro357 February 16, 2009
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Jizz Box

An empty box of tissues used to unload masturbated seamen.
My girlfriend was completely disgusted to find my jizz box under the bed - I reminded her it's grosser to unload on the carpet.
by Tedro357 April 21, 2009
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anal mount

When a guy skips every base of being intimate and proceeds directly to anal sex.
Guy: Bro, I really like this girl but her breath stinks, so after dinner we just got naked and I anal mounted her.
by Tedro357 February 18, 2009
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phelps-style

Amazingly quick sex in an Olympic sized pool.
Dude, how'd the date go with Emma?

Good, after BBQ we waited 30-min before jumping in the pool to do it phelps-style.
by Tedro357 February 26, 2009
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