jizzado

left over or dried up seamen.

dried crust of jizzado (jizz) on chick vagina lips after a botched pull out!!! ejaculate

by Jake the snake carney January 16, 2008

jizzado

Left over cum (seaman) resado on any surface.

Brother: "That swamp donkey you set me up with last night had jizzado all over her pussy lips!"
Me: "ahaha I know i put it there"

by Jacob weiner face January 16, 2008

jizzdom

To impart wisdom upon someone about the art of Masturbation. Coined by Adam Carolla

Let me give you a little Jizzdom about how long you should spend surfing online porn. 20 minutes and then back to work!

by yenni yeffrey June 17, 2013

jizzato

Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.

Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!

by aDam Rulz September 12, 2008

Jizzdom

The feeling of wisdom that washes upon you post-orgasm.

I was going to send my dick pic to that girl from my Econ class, but I just jerked off instead. Once the jizzdom hit, I knew it was a terrible idea.

by EmilyToots January 8, 2019

Jizzamortis

1. Jizzamortis- experiencing symptoms of rigor mortis shortly after jizzing.

“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”

“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”

by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020

sir. jizzalot

Someone that has been single the whole time you have known them. They usually jerk off a lot resulting in a lot of Jizzing

Mitchell: Hey have you seen Sir. Jizzalot around lately?
Cameron: Who?
Mitchell: Sir. Jizzalot. You know, Adam.
Cameron: Oh yeah he got a girlfriend
Mitchell: About damn time!

by StudyClassProductions June 8, 2014