jizzarrhea
I had amazing butt sex last night but now I've got a bad case of jizzarrhea and I've been running to the bathroom all day.
jizzarrhea by Older and Wiser January 11, 2011
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Jizzarrhea by Med Mark April 6, 2010
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pizzarrhea
A word formed from a combination of 2 words: PIZZA + diaRRHEA. It's when you chow down on a pizza and instantly you get the runs. It could result from any ingredient being spoiled but usually bad meat is the biggest culprit.
I was staying in a hotel in Butte. I phoned in a pizza order, pepperoni + cheese + whatever, Chicago style. Delivery was fast. I ate one slice and instantly I soiled my drawers. I changed my clothes but soon all my clothes were crapped and I had to get on the throne fast. I had contracted a severe case of pizarrhea. When it was time to hop on the 'hound for the ride back this cute PYT dressed in pink and named Terri initiated a conversation with me. She was on the other side of the seat row, looking backwards at me. Everything was fine as long as she didn't come over and sit next to me : (
Pizzarrhea ain't no fun at all.
Pizzarrhea ain't no fun at all.
pizzarrhea by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 4, 2011
Jizzorrhea
Uncontrollable (or consistently controlled) ejaculation without the use of hands, very similar to BlueTooth hands free devices in that regard.
That sweet babe gives me jizzorrhea. There is a constant flow of semen coming out of my penis. It is erect and overflowing like a mighty volcano of love.
That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.
That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.
Jizzorrhea by jrockandthefunkyfresh May 27, 2013
jiarrhea
jiarrhea by Robert Schulz December 30, 2007
pizzarrhea
pizzarrhea by jman3000 April 17, 2007
Word of the Day on January 9, 2011
pizzarrhea
specifically:
the sickness which results from eating a pizza from one of those grimy corner joints. (note to self: pepperoni is not supposed to be green.) usually accompanied by several hours of toilet hovering.
generally:
a similar sickness which occurs after eating anything which is considered unfit for consumption in places other than sri lanka. aka food poisoning.
the sickness which results from eating a pizza from one of those grimy corner joints. (note to self: pepperoni is not supposed to be green.) usually accompanied by several hours of toilet hovering.
generally:
a similar sickness which occurs after eating anything which is considered unfit for consumption in places other than sri lanka. aka food poisoning.
pizzarrhea by carlton berry August 21, 2007
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